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Schaefer's marketing IP, stocked on five shelves: a 156,398-ad reference library, first-party shopper research, the frameworks we run every engagement on, teardowns of real F&B brands, and our takes on where the category is going.

AdVault Reports Frameworks Brand Breakdowns Topical
01 · AdVault 156,398 02 · Reports 3 03 · Frameworks 17 04 · Brand Breakdowns 18 05 · Topical 9
Shelf 01 Free Tool · No Email Required

AdVault.

The reference library we brief every F&B campaign from. 156,398 Meta ads across 1,372 food & beverage brands — browsable, filterable, and updated as new creative ships. See what the category is actually running before you make your next ad.

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Shelf 02 First-Party Shopper Research

Reports.

Original research on how F&B shoppers actually behave, segmented by the media that shapes them. Built from surveys of hundreds of thousands of buyers — not syndicated data.

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Shelf 03 Evergreen Strategy IP

Frameworks.

Seventeen frameworks in three series — the same models we run against client research in every engagement. Start with the Why People Buy Pyramid™; everything else builds on it.

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Shelf 04 The Frameworks, Applied

Brand Breakdowns.

Real brands, run through Schaefer's frameworks. Eighteen teardowns across grocery and restaurant — why the winners win, where the stumbles started, and what your brand should steal.

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Shelf 05 Perspectives & Industry Takes

Topical.

Where the category is going and what to do about it — industry deep dives, contrarian arguments, and the trends we think are real.

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01 Smash Kitchen And The Condiment Takeover A brand with no heritage hit a $100M run rate in eighteen months on one bottle — six charts on the tier gap Heinz and French's have left wide open, from 2,129 live competitor ads. 02 Volume Didn't Come Back. The Reason To Buy Did. Milk sells the same 4.8 billion units it did a year ago, but one seven-percent slice grows 14.8% — and Chobani is spending $1.2B to re-enter a business it quit in eleven weeks. 03 The Egg Category Flipped From Crisis To Surplus A record $6.23 a dozen, then wholesale under 60 cents in eighteen months — eight charts on what the whiplash revealed, and the seven places margin still lives. 04 The Yogurt Aisle Split In Two 36 brands mapped on shelf price against a function score from their own Nutrition Facts panels — and the correlation runs backwards at r = -0.37. 05 Nobody Owns Hydration Functional is the entry fee. Three brands owning three different moments — and 3,343 live ads showing two thirds still argue about milligrams. 06 The Meat Stick Business Is Brutal A $4.2B category built by market-makers, not share-stealers — and 922 live ads showing almost nobody claims an occasion. 07 The 11 Most Common Questions in F&B Marketing Budget, ROAS, creative volume, refresh cadence, retail media, discounting — answered with 156,398 live F&B ads. 08 The Marketing Efficiency Paradox Why maximum efficiency and maximum growth can't coexist — and which one your brand actually needs right now. 09 QSR Loyalty's Discount Trap Loyalty programs are training restaurant customers to wait for deals. The data behind the discount spiral. 10 QSR Industry Deep Dive 2025–2026 The full state of quick service — traffic, value wars, loyalty economics, and where the share shifts next. 11 Congruence: The Only Celebrity Input That Compounds Most celebrity brands fail the same way. The single variable that predicts which ones survive. 12 Streaming Video & F&B The highest-income grocery shoppers in our research watch streaming — and most F&B media plans still can't reach them.

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